User Profile

My life can be summed up an a few, quality inside-joke phrases: Ladies First!... Quick! Come with me to my dorm room!... Seagull... Who moved my car?... Tony luck... Could you guys hear me screaming?... Do you guys SERIOUSLY want to go to Sergio's?.... No, that wasn't the REAL Happy Birthday... Don't touch the Borg hat... Chesterwood and Cranbrook... Damnit, Tony, why do you have to be so quick?... PLS... Rogue Borg Mercenaries... Herpes... You just said you were going to Pennsylvania, not Philadelphia... He took my Data's Head. It's only fair... I can't cross the street... You're not worth $60,000... Eso se bota... Hooty McBoob... Aren't you gonna eat it? Oh for Christ's sake!... Damaris doesn't run... Where do y'all keep the ass cream?... The Meditation Gardens... Yoda, there's a hand up your ass... YEAH! OH YEAH!...I hate my mom... butter peckin'... and more will be added later... feel free to ask. There is a wonderful story behind each and every one.....